TWAS THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS

 Twas the week before Christmas  When all through the hood

The creatures were restless      And up to no good

 The Bodester loud barking    At Ronald next door

Sat teasing by fence    An ongoing war

 Ron lurks behind fence   From dusk until dawn

"See how fast you can run    When your feet hit OUR lawn!!!

 The Euans been busy     With loo paper shredded

A gift just for you Mum   I have lovingly deaded

 His present from last year     Round garden well travelled

"Can I have please a new one    This toy has unravelled!!

 Christmas Down Under       White Snow there is none

Just black sand and jandals     And lots of good fun

 Meanwhile Grinch is out cruising    Electric his bike

Can't race round the world  On a rusty ole trike

 He sails through the hood   ONYA new F19

Leaving folks in his wake  Not quite sure what they'd seen

Yum  hay,  Our favourite

No Dasher no Dancer no Vixen     Not needed

In the barn eating yoghurt  hay   They're now obsoleted

 The Grinch doesn't need reindeer  To pull him along

40 Volts in the rear hub   And co pilot strong

 Even Spud has a role to play   Guarding the tree

Don't even think it    On this you can't pee!!!

 So Santa   our presents?   To help make us merrier

"Are you sure you've behaved   I hear you be terriers!!!"

 We doesn't need presents  and fancy sweetbreads

Just a lovely safe place   To lay our sweet heads

To our friends here at Christmas   We hope you're well fed

Bowl of water,  hugs, cuddles   And a warm comfy bed