Twas the week before Christmas When all through the hood
The creatures were restless And up to no good
The Bodester loud barking At Ronald next door
Sat teasing by fence An ongoing war
Ron lurks behind fence From dusk until dawn
"See how fast you can run When your feet hit OUR lawn!!!
The Euans been busy With loo paper shredded
A gift just for you Mum I have lovingly deaded
His present from last year Round garden well travelled
"Can I have please a new one This toy has unravelled!!
Christmas Down Under White Snow there is none
Just black sand and jandals And lots of good fun
Meanwhile Grinch is out cruising Electric his bike
Can't race round the world On a rusty ole trike
He sails through the hood ONYA new F19
Leaving folks in his wake Not quite sure what they'd seen
|Yum hay, Our favourite|
No Dasher no Dancer no Vixen Not needed
In the barn eating
yoghurt hay They're now obsoleted
The Grinch doesn't need reindeer To pull him along
40 Volts in the rear hub And co pilot strong
Even Spud has a role to play Guarding the tree
Don't even think it On this you can't pee!!!
So Santa our presents? To help make us merrier
"Are you sure you've behaved I hear you be terriers!!!"
We doesn't need presents and fancy sweetbreads
Just a lovely safe place To lay our sweet heads
To our friends here at Christmas We hope you're well fed
Bowl of water, hugs, cuddles And a warm comfy bed