Its a bit of a rigamarole round tea time these days. Goose is a bit itchy scratchy with yeasty skin and so Mum has got a new suite of beauty products for her.
So before tea Goose gets her ears purple powered. Mum also purple powered the carpet and the concrete on the first night, I'm not sure how pouring it on the carpet helps Goos ears but its not up to me to question what Mum's doing. So now the operation is performed on the grass.
And then she gets Hydrogen Peroxide wiped over her lickety legs.
All that beauty treatment but unlike me I don't think Goose is going to be on the cover of Border Terrier Monthly.
Next up she gets 5 drops of systemic yeast formula on her tea. And an omega 3 pill and a fish oil pill. Ah I'll pass on that lot thanks but if you could hurry proceedings along I'd be grateful.
For the next 6 weeks she is only allowed to eat rabbit and tripe. She can have all my rabbit I don't do rabbit. That's my bowl on the right, nice tasty brisket bone.
Are we ready yet, a guy could die of starvation with all this messin around? I think I'm being very patient.
And a tripy iceblock we always have it in a iceblock cos Mum says it stinks to high heaven if its not frizzed. And there's less chance of us getting it round our wee mouches and cleaning ourselves on the carpet.
Fresh sunripened red guavas for starters specially mouthpicked by Goo.