HOME SECURITY: - Keeping predators, cats, burglars, butterflies and any malingerers at bay. Anything out there Mrs Magoo? Shall we let out a few warning barks?
For goodness sake TED, you aren't even facing the right way.
TERRIERS 1 / TEDDY 0
VAN SECURITY:- Oh we have a late entrant into the TERRIER category, Max the Maltese, I must have been napping down the back. Let's face it TEDDIES just don't cut it for security.
TERRIERS 1 / TEDDY 0
COUNSELLING/AKA INTERESTED LISTENER: - Have you had a good day Mum? What time is dinner? Could you turn the heater on? What time is dinner? Will we be going for a walk tonight?
Ted, do you think you could at least list your head to one side instead of just sitting there like a pudding?
TERRIERS 1 / TEDDY 0
Bed warmers. Well this one is a given isn't it. One of these things is no use at all in winter.
TERRIERS 1 / TEDDY 0
VETS BILLS: - Moving right along.
No flies, ah bangages on TED
Bed warmers. Well this one is a given isn't it. One of these things is no use at all in winter.
TERRIERS 1 / TEDDY 0
VETS BILLS: - Moving right along.
No flies, ah bangages on TED
TERRIERS 0/ TEDDY 1
GARDEN MAINTENANCE: - Well we think this is a matter of perspective, if you directed us where and how big to dig I am sure we could dig you a nine hole golf course. We are only small dogs, we dig small holes. But no direction is forthcoming and without ESP we are left to our own devices. Ok, so this hole was a little close to the wall and is no use for planting a tree either. Quite clearly "TEDDY DID IT!"
TERRIERS 0/ TEDDY 1
GARDEN MAINTENANCE: - Well we think this is a matter of perspective, if you directed us where and how big to dig I am sure we could dig you a nine hole golf course. We are only small dogs, we dig small holes. But no direction is forthcoming and without ESP we are left to our own devices. Ok, so this hole was a little close to the wall and is no use for planting a tree either. Quite clearly "TEDDY DID IT!"
TERRIERS 0/ TEDDY 1
Well this is what I think of the last two results.......
WALKIES:- Interested & interesting walking companion. Happy to go for a walk at any hour of the day or night, stop and chat to anyone, give licks, get pats.
TED - Try and look lively mate.
TERRIERS 1/ TEDDY 0
WALKIES:- Interested & interesting walking companion. Happy to go for a walk at any hour of the day or night, stop and chat to anyone, give licks, get pats.
TED - Try and look lively mate.
TERRIERS 1/ TEDDY 0
Well I think the results are clear folks. Teddy has been relegated back to the top of the wardrobe until he can redeem hisself.
Oh - HA! HA! HA! Oh - Bodie - I LOVE this post!!!! And I love that last picture of your human walking you. Hm...very well thought out debate...I must add one more thing: in the cute factor stakes, you outdo the teddy too! :-)
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Awwwww shucks thanks Honey, yeah we didn't want to upset Ted too much by having a beauty section.
ReplyDeleteOOPS I have just let off a global warming emission. Mum is just leaving the room. I think we would have a hard time blaming that on Ted, he is in the other room. I think that might be Terriers nil. Lucky the survey is over.
Terriers Rule!! Teddy wouldn't last a minute with Zack around LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was a very interesting survey! If we did a survey like that in our household, it would become much more complicated, as so many stuffed animals in different kinds and sizes reside in the house!
ReplyDeleteROFL! I may have found this late, but I'm laughing just the same Bodie. :)
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