12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the 12th day of Christmas my troo love gave to me

12 Ears a Flapping

11 Stuffs Unstuffing

10 Balls Not Bouncing

9 Trees a Tracking   

(technically any number bigger than 9 includes 9!! gimme a break)

 8 Eyes a Watching

7 Dogs A Waiting

(where is Archie??)

6 Dogs A Perching

5  Wheres Brekkeeeeeeee?

 4 Red Crates

3 Good Boys

(sniggers...)

2 Elderly

And A Border Waiting for Tea.......