He does be the brother of Moss n Onny but out in the wild they is pretty busy doing big dog stuff.
And the little brother gets left behind, as little brothers do........
So I'm showing him the ropes out in the big wide world.
Lesson #1 for the day is Water Safety.
|Demonstratin the safety position|
Big brother Onny was also roped in for a demo, but I don't think Jasper was concentratin.
No, no, no weren't ya watchin, that be the drowning position!!!
Or if you run fast enough you can just run across the top... not a speed I am used to.
Lesson #2. Snackin. Watch and Learn Jasper. If humans are in the vicinity then its a pretty sure bet that there be treaties in the pockets. You do need to learn to stand on your hind legs for this one.
|Not even concentratin|
Stand over tactics are what is required, not sitting down there gazin at the horizon.
Lesson #3 Rollin.... find a good smell and wallow.
I think my demonstration of my amazing rolling technique was a bit advanced for Jasper at this early stage.
I must admit I got rather carried away in the moment and forgot about my audience.
Doesnt life just STINK!!!!
DUDE, it doesn't take that much analysis, you're not meant to sniff every blade.
I have offered to Aunty Jan for Jasper to come and stay and we can accelerate his learning programme to save her some time. Watch this space.
Right, I'm off to slurp out of a puddle and Mums off to make coffee, but heck we won't be brewin up this stuff. We are not amused...... thanks Marley for giving us the heads up.