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Sunday, March 25, 2012

RALLY NOVICE II

In March of the year 2012 Bodie the Bodester sets off on his epic trek across the boggy vast expanse of Greenhithe.
Latitude 2660447.54E   6390993.19N    Temperature warmish but bit ground conditions a tad soggy for his Lordship

I could die of hunger out here.....
Mile after mile, twisting and turning through mountainous terrain,  no end in sight, exhaustion setting in..
If I ignore you will you go away?
Suddenly his reverie is interrupted.  
Sit!   What do you mean Sit!.  I'll get my pants wet!
SIT!  Did you say please?
Sit! (with body language)   Eek that was a quiet one but that body language, heck my guide means it this time.  I guess a cushion would be outta the question...Ok I'm sitting I'm sitting.

My best Sphinx impersonation, I need to keep myself amused.
Finally the end is near,   a few more steps to be staggered.
Time for a BIG lie down!!
Till finally, my guides goal of Rally Novice Cert achieved.  And this here is my fave interpretation of Bodie the Lounge Lizard.
WTF?
Ted also seemed to have had a really hard day.   Mate you have my sympathies but I bet you wasn't half as busy as me.

Bodie the Bodester,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  I'm sleepin...........
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  1. lifewithmydogsMarch 26, 2012 at 2:41 AM

    Nice Sphinx impression. Looks like a tiring day!

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  2. WigglyZackMarch 26, 2012 at 5:55 AM

    Way to go!!! Well done - Zack hates getting his bum wet too

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  3. marleyMarch 26, 2012 at 8:44 AM

    Congrats my pal. You did all the ard werk and now you haz to enjoy dat nap. Will you get letters after your name now?

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  4. BODIEMarch 27, 2012 at 1:06 AM

    Nup still have one more stifficit to go before I gets the letters.

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  5. BordoggyTerrierMarch 27, 2012 at 4:34 PM

    I have a known aversion to water and getting my tail wet too, even though muddy water in particular does not seem to stick to my lovely, if a tad wiry to the touch, very handsome Border Terrier coat! I just wanted to say that looks to be some mighty fine 4Leg work there my friend, I looked on with pure awe at your stance and prowess - you really made me and Mummy2Legs smile today - well done Bodie chap - best in category no doubts there!

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  6. UnknownMarch 28, 2012 at 9:46 PM

    Hee! Hee! Bodie - I have to say this - I think you're the wittiest doggie in Blogville. Just love your dry sarcastic humour in your posts...and um, I'm totally with you on the Sit. On wet grass? Are they kidding? But yeah - I know all about the 'Body Language' too...although in my case, it's not so much the Body Language as the Evil Death Glare and the "I'll-get-you-when-we-get-home" vibes!! :-)

    SLobbers,
    Honey the Great Dane

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