R n ARGH WEEKEND

It's Queens Birthday weekend here. 3 days of restin and relaxing and word has come down that there are 3 books to be read and a couple of Nana naps to be had. In dog speak that means we'll be left to our own devices then methinks, and we need to be quiet while going about our own devices. Okey dokey. What's my ball doing under there. WHATS MY BALL DOING UNDER THERE. WHATS MY BALL DOING UNDER THERE. HELP ME QUICK I CAN'T GET IT OUT.

NO I CERTAINLY DID NOT PUSH IT BACK UNDER THERE ON PURPOSE, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT?

Goose has very quietly dug up a rock that she sniffed out way under the lawn. Heck she's nearly dug the whole concrete post up, could be trouble brewing if the fence falls down. Quick - abandon mission.

Hide it in there.

Nah too obvious, try the bedroom.

Thats better, no one is going to find it in there, no one will even know you've been on the bed.

OOPS SPRUNG.

Don't move a muscle or I'll kill ya

Back to the serious restin and relaxin, you'd never know we were here.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH